when someone near you says “lesbians are gross” and you have to be held back xD
(submitted by iamnotahippiedammit)
when you see hot girls everywhere and don’t know if you hate them for being perfect or just want to touch all of their butts.
(submitted by cautiouslywaiting)
Watch this video of a lesbian couple describing how they feel about each other without using the word “love”.
Safe to say Hallmark is currently winning the battle of Valentine’s ad by a landslide.
Reblog if you “loved” the ad.
this destroyed me
shit
This is beautiful
when you’re too girly and you can’t get one lesbian to believe you are gay because you’re “too pretty to be lesbian.”
(submitted by witchy-mumblr)
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr
when your best friends’ boyfriends are threatened by you.
(submitted by Anon)
when your Christian grandmother asks you if you have a boyfriend yet .-.
(submitted by maplemabel)
